ART: Mr. Lovelace and Quineas Quattlebaum

By way of a postscript:

I don't think I'm going to finish this, so here, have an image of the two protagonists of a short story I wrote several months back: Mr. Lovelace and Quineas Quattlebaum. Mr. Lovelace is incapable of using words of fewer than three syllables. Quineas lived in a cave until he inherited a fortune from a dragon.

Together, yes, they do in fact fight crime.